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open letter to Cubs fans


Dear Cubs fans

Congrats! You’re only one win away from making it to the World Series! And before you get all wacky and say I’m jinxing you, well, I’m not…. read more

open letter to the lions

I’m 30. I’ve seen greatness, and I’ve seen shit. Mostly I’ve seen shit. As a dude that bleeds Honolulu Blue …see more…

why are paintings so expensive?

I’m often asked why artwork is so expensive. I’m not talking about multi-million dollar Van Gogh “Irises” expensive here. I mean, like, $500-$3000 for a stretched canvas piece… read more

just a quick sample of the wings need to do more…

So Red Wings fans, we’ve been SCREAMING for the Wings to “shoot the damn puck.” Well, here’s a perfect example …see more…

i’m dabbling in sci-fi. here’s the first drops of this bucket…

Cold? Kind of cloudy. No rain, but dreary? I watched the pulleys lower him into the ground. Seven feet — …see more…

For Davey: July 20, 1981 – August 13, 2015


“Prom night!” Dave squealed with the cocky grin of a terrible two’s toddler. Read more…

holy jumpin! 24 in a row!

The Detroit Red Wings have made the playoffs for 24 years in a row. Regardless if you love them, hate them, hell, even nothing them, it’s an amazing feat… read on
Detroit Red Wings, 24 playoff appearances

pure imagination

Up late. This is one of the greatest songs in movie history…read more

My New Little Journal Idea – RMP Notebook – 3.31.15

So I’ve decided that a good idea would be to carry around a small(ish) notebook/journal with me. Too many times have fleeting jokes, ideas, or random thoughts passed through my brain with no net to safely catch them and pull them over starboard…read on

people are mad at Bud Light and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

Bud Light tweeted this on St. Patrick’s Day:

Bud Light Tweet

Now the Internet is mad…read on