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sci-fi story second drops


“WAKE THE FUCK UP” I was hungover, and Ira kept repeating it… over… over… and OVER… You know the feeling. …see more…

pillows


Pillows


fucking pillows. drool stained. oily. deflated. Read more…

monsters outside my window


When I was a kid, like a legit 5 or 6 year kid… My Dad, my hero, my “I want …see more…

the brownie incident


I was 8 years old, or 7 or 9. My acuteness escapes me. Those brownies smelled amazing. I couldn’t help …see more…

i would give a million


i would give a million laughs, if it meant my ribs broke —- i would give a million hugs, if …see more…

open letter to Cubs fans


Cubs NLDS

Dear Cubs fans


Congrats! You’re only one win away from making it to the World Series! And before you get all wacky and say I’m jinxing you, well, I’m not…. read more

open letter to the lions


I’m 30. I’ve seen greatness, and I’ve seen shit. Mostly I’ve seen shit. As a dude that bleeds Honolulu Blue …see more…

why are paintings so expensive?


I’m often asked why artwork is so expensive. I’m not talking about multi-million dollar Van Gogh “Irises” expensive here. I mean, like, $500-$3000 for a stretched canvas piece… read more

just a quick sample of the wings need to do more…


So Red Wings fans, we’ve been SCREAMING for the Wings to “shoot the damn puck.” Well, here’s a perfect example …see more…

i’m dabbling in sci-fi. here’s the first drops of this bucket…


Cold? Kind of cloudy. No rain, but dreary? I watched the pulleys lower him into the ground. Seven feet — …see more…